Ask Gearographer: Trash Cans

Dear Gearographer How do you throw out a trashcan? Trashed in Texas   Dear Trashed, Great question; I have one broken down trash can that, like a bad case of herpes, keeps coming back....

Review: HiTec Valkerie i Waterproof

My feet are short and wide with no arch, and my ankles have been sprained more than I’d like. This means I need boots which are really wide, don’t have that obnoxious “arch support”...

Ridiculous Travel Products from SkyMall

Travelers usually have two reading options provided on board an airplane: the safety manual suggesting every way the plane can crash, and the only slightly less horrifying SkyMall catalog. The infamous airline catalog has...

Ask Gearographer: Snow Helmets

Dear Gearographer, My wife wants me to wear a helmet on the slopes and I don’t want to. How should I handle this and how can I get her off my back? Helmetless and...

Gear for Kilimanjaro

As I write this, I am just over a week away from leaving for Africa, where I will be attempting to summit Mt. Kilimanjaro as part of a fund-raising climb led by the good...